Q: How old is Chuck Norris?

A: Chuck Norris doesn't age, he is transfixed at the prime of his life

Q: Why does the earth spin?

A: Because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it.

Q: Why are Dinosaurs Extinct?

A: Because Chuck Norris can time travel

Q: Why does Superman wear his underwear on the outside?

A: Because he lost a bet to Chuck Norris